my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life
Horny and lonely first world problems
if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge
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partybarackisinthehousetonight:
i always feel really uncomfortable when two heavily tattooed people have a baby and the baby comes out blank idk i just expect some tattoos
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Oh my god lmao
*throws flower petals at you* be my friend
*throws back flower petals but drenched in gasoline* no *flicks lit match*
(via dusk-breeze)
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damn puttin ya boy on blast
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